JAMD: Main RSS Feed This is the main feed for jamd.com. Perhaps it will show an assortment of the latest articles. link en-us 2008-10-13 Copyright: (C) Getty Images, http://www.jamd.com/service/terms_of_use JAMD: Main RSS Feed http://www.jamd.com http://www.local.jamd.com/images/jamd-logo.gif Your Daily Red Carpet Round Up! http://www.jamd.com/article/1796 1796 2008-10-10 13:38:31
A mish-mash of celebrities walking the walk, talking the talk and digging deep into their souls for the right photo op. Today: The lovely Maggie Gyllenhaal, that putz from Laguna Beach and so much more! ]]>
Pug Of The Day http://www.jamd.com/article/1795 1795 2008-10-10 13:32:06
I once ruled this kingdom with an iron paw... Alas.]]>
What Do Gisele, Lukas Haas and Kevin Connelly Have In Common? http://www.jamd.com/article/1794 1794 2008-10-10 10:46:16
They were all working on a music video shoot for something called "Black Cowboy," which despite our ridonkulous knowledge of things aural, we have no idea what it is. We do have an idea that you'll like these endless photos of Gisele looking Gisele-ey Who would leave Gisele waiting like that? (We wanted to make a joke about us being the bench, but we'll spare you...)]]>
The True Nightmare Of The Quarantine Premiere... http://www.jamd.com/article/1793 1793 2008-10-10 09:21:45
...is having to pose with all these goofy zombie dorks at Knott's Scary Farm. Being an actor means never having to say "that's a stupid idea." Look out, Girl From Heroes, it's a zombie! Behind you, Girl From Dexter! Ahhh! Oh my god! What did you do, actress from MadTV?]]>
How Could We Trick Maggie Gyllenhaal... http://www.jamd.com/article/1792 1792 2008-10-10 08:57:13
...to look at us like that? Alas, we're just an everyday schlub and not a garment made of "natural and environmentally responsible textiles" such as the ones she gazes at so lovingly at LA Fashion Week yesterday. But We're funny...really! And our mom says we're not the worst kid on the block. We change our sheets, like, monthly. C'mon Maggie, give us a shot! ]]>
Meet Your Tiny New Robot Overlords! http://www.jamd.com/article/1791 1791 2008-10-10 08:16:04
Robo_Japan is a big robot convention in Yokohama Japan. According to their official webpage: [Japanese characters] Robo_Japan [Japanese characters]. They had a press preview this morning where they introduced us to the cute, helpful, ingenious robot buddies that will ultimately enslave us once they inevitably become sentient. Let's take a look! The 17" climbing bot Evolta is so super cute now. But not when he climbs into your lower intestine and clicks on his whirring blades! Ahhhh! Asimo waves! Don't get lulled in by his friendliness. He'd just as soon murder you and use your bone marrow to power his jet pack. Run! These are Chroino and FT, two robots who have natural walks (FT is the girl and her walk is mad robo-sexy). They will walk all over your face as you scream in agony. We'd warn you, but there's nothing you can do. Winner gets to eat a human. Loser also gets to eat a human.]]>
Suri Cruise Breaks Free http://www.jamd.com/article/1790 1790 2008-10-10 07:57:46
This series of Lil' Suri on the streets of New York this week reads like a novel in miniature to us. Forced into a clamped down existence, Suri summons the courage to demand freedom. She lets her hair down and runs free. Run little Suri, run. The man tries to keep Suri down. She resists. Young Suri is swept up by the stunning force of institutional power. Resistance is NOT futile. Her hair is loose and so is she. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. ]]>
Your Daily Red Carpet Round Up! http://www.jamd.com/article/1789 1789 2008-10-09 14:21:17
Most of Hollywood is atoning for their sins right about now, so we turn to the unknow-yet-equally glamorous stars of faraway lands such as New Zealand, Great Britain and Rome. Say hello to: Blanche d'Alpuget, Elsa Pataky and export Carmen Electra. ]]>
In Search Of... Banksy http://www.jamd.com/article/1788 1788 2008-10-09 13:15:18
The elusive and sorta anonymous British street artist known as Banksy has been throwing up billboards all around Jamd headquarters these days, but we haven't caught him. Oh, but we've tried. In honor of his stealth magic, here's a gallery of his work. ]]>
Pug Of The Day http://www.jamd.com/article/1787 1787 2008-10-09 11:56:36
Adorable I am.]]>